OUR SON-NY MALE QUARTET
Part - Name - Occupation
Soprano...Robinson...Farmer
Alto...Wilson...Jockey
Tenor...Christensen...Musician
Base...Paulsen...Chore Boy
SHAKESPEARE DRAMAS IN W.H.S.
Names of Play - Cast - When Staged
All's Well That Ends Well...Seniors...Commencement Eve
As You Like It...Juniors...Five Times per Week
Much Ado About Nothing...Sophomores...Daily Matinee
A Comedy of Errors...Freshmen...September to June
MERRY ROUND (Sing Lo-o-o-o-o-ow)
Schid-lo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o
Gard-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow
Sand-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow
Mishel-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ow
BUGS!
I wish I were a lightning bug,
Which hasn't any mind;
Tho' small, I'd shed a lot of light
And escape this awful grind. -- Art K. [possibly Arthur Kruger]
CONCERNING 17,000,000+
Miss C.: "The census embraces more than seventeen million women."
James Mac. (whispering to his fair neighbor): "Gee, I'd like to be the census for a while."
[Reference to James MacGregor]
FEBRUARY 3, 1915
Our Belva, on this slippery day,
Went "skating" on the icy way;
Tho' she had no hobble skirt,
She slid and butted for the dirt.
MENTAL INDIGESTION
Dora K.: "Chyle is the indigested blood."
[Reference to Dora Kaneman]
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