OUR QUIDNUNC's QUERIES
With Minnie Blasing the trail, will Olga Block the way?
When Norman Christensen fusses, does Mabel Heng-fuss?
If John Long for her, will Myrtle See him?
Should Robert Lange flirt, will Maybelle L. Lau it?
If "Circus Bill" drinks the amber fluid, what will "Buck" Wal-do?

"Pete" (in modern history): "When the Crusaders entered Jerusalem, they rode around with their heads cut off."

Mrs. B. (in citizenship class): "Now, Robert, you may tell us how to propose."
Robert L. blushes and remains reticent.
Mrs. B: "Evidently he hasn't had experience."

ROLL ON, YE WAVES!
Arthur Ku. (in physical geography): "A lake at maturity is a rolling plain."

A woodpecker lit on a freshman's head
And started in to drill;
He pecked away for half a day,
And then he broke his bill. -- A. Soph.

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY
J.S.: "I never read Robinson Crusoe, but I know it is the story of a man who was shipwrecked with his dog Friday."

ELSE!
Are you always kind and gentle?
Do you always try to be?
Do you sometimes think of others,
Or just think only of me? -- Norman.

STRANGE, INDEED!
As down the corridors we pass,
Going along from class to class,
Strange, indeed, are the things we hear --
From "I hate her" to "Isn't she dear?"