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|1915 Westfield High School Yearbook - Page 64
(Marquette Co., Wisconsin)
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Physics Instructor: "Does a dog in water lose weight?"
Gladys H.: "Apparently, yes; seemingly, no."
HOW TO SING
Grade Teacher: "I want you to give me a sentence containing the word notwithstanding."
Principal S. (in physiology): "What is myosin?"
Inquisitive Junior: "Howard, why is it that little Elliott boy, so much younger than you, is ahead of you in school?"
High School Teacher to Class: "This is the worst recitation we've had in a long time. I've done three-fourths of it myself."
THE FLUNKER AND HIS FATE
Grade Teacher: "I want everyone of the class to name some wild animals, beginning with Johnnie."
Miss K. (in botany): "If an onion has annual rings, the same as in a perennial like the oak, what must it be?"
Second Grade Boy, in reading: "The horse was goin'."
Commercial Teacher: "When you have sold merchandise, do you put it on the debit or the credit side?"
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